That’s so cool

Refrigerador móvel de melancias? Eu quero!

Os japoneses têm tudo, que inveja.

Emprego enfadonho

Yey!

XD

Parece ser obra de photoshop, mas sacou-me um “ahahahah!”.

Edward Cullen is…

Alguém ajude estas criaturas das segunda, quarta e sétima pesquisas. O resto confere.

Para aquelas pestanas mais teimosas!

A competência técnica exigida aos colaboradores por esta empresa asiática é muito elevada. Ninguém quer que o cliente fique “cego”…

On the run

12km. Yeah! =D

Modo Mudo

Os Modo Mudo convidam-vos a assistir ao seu concerto no Concurso de Música de Aveiro (COMA), que terá lugar no Bar do Estudante (BE), a partir das 21:30h, no dia 24 de Março.

Espero que actuem dia 14 de Abril!! =D

Conferências de Materiais

No dia 24 de Março vai realizar-se uma conferência de materiais sobre tema  “Cimentos”, com os oradores Prof. João Labrincha e com o Augusto Miragaia, Director da Secil. No dia 7 de Abril a conferência será sobre “Vidros” cujas palestrantes serão a Eng. Ana Gil, da Atlantis, e a Prof. Maria Helena Fernandes. Ambas as actividades organizadas pelo Núcleo de Estudantes de Materiais da Associação Académica da  Universidade de Aveiro, terão lugar no Departamento de Engenharia Cerâmica e do Vidro, com início ás 15h.

Inscrevam-se em nem@aauav.pt!

MU

Os MU são uma banda que tive a felicidade de ver no Andanças 2009. No myspace destes Senhores e Senhoras podem encontrar algumas das suas obras, como: EMMA e VINAVATA.

O album que lançaram em 2008, de nome Casanostra, valeu-lhes o prémio Carlos Paredes 2009.

=)

Revisão de alguns factos…

Tomei conhecimento que algumas criaturas ainda não foram iluminadas pelo estado superior de existência do todo poderoso Chuck Norris e obviando essa lacuna medonha transcrevo alguns dos factos associados a Chuck Norris.

1. The opening scene of the movie “Saving Private Ryan” is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
2. Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built.
3. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
4. Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
5. God said “Let there be light!”. Chuck Norris said “Say please…”
6. There were never such things as giraffes until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a horse in the jaw.
7. Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
8. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
10. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
11. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
12. Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
13. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
14. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
15. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
16. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
17. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
18. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
19. Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
20. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
21. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
22. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
23. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.
24. A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
25. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
26. Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When this discovery was made public by Albert Einstein, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
27. Chuck Norris doesn’t shower, he only takes blood baths.
28. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
29. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
30. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
31. Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
32. For some men, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
33. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
34. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
35. Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther’s womb.
36. Chuck Norris doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
37. The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
38. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
39. James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
40. Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
41. Some people wear Superman pijamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pijamas.
42. Chuck Norris doesn’t stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes and sidewalks.
43. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don’t really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
44. Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because “The Sum of All Fears” is the name of Chuck Norris’ autobiography.
45. Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the “Circle of Life.”
46. If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he’d win. Period.
47. Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren’t, before his first space expedition.
48. Chuck Norris doesn’t step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
49. Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
50. The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
51. Chuck Norris doesn’t play god. Playing is for children.
52. Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
53. In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
54. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris.
55. Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in “I hope I don’t get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.”
56. Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
57. It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That’s true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
58. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
59. Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
60. It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
61. “Brokeback Mountain” is not just a movie. It’s also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
62. Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris’ fists is inside his own body.
63. Chuck Norris has been dead for years. Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him.
64. Chuck Norris doesn’t dodge bullets… bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
65. Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.
66. There is no “Ctrl” button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
67. Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

mais factos aqui.